“Ugh, thank god, finally” *frrrrrt*

“Jeeze, I can’t believe he caught me dressed in my laundry outfit. Well. At least now he thinks I wear this dorky shirt he gave me.”

“‘Least I’m not sitting around in some weird, dumb baby pose with my tits shoved together for no reason and my feet arched like they’re wearing invisible highheels, too.”

(Source: mistahgrundy)